Doctor Who and Shakespeare No, they don’t mix

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There are times in life when all you want is a chance to unwind and grab a piece of brain candy and let it do its trick. I’m sure, dear Reader that you can relate. We all have our own favorite brand of brain candy. For some it may be a historical romance, for others it may be time to let a familiar detective lead the way as he solves yet another case. For me, it usually something light and humorous; something that makes me laugh without having to think about why I’m laughing.

I started a new job a few weeks ago, and I am still adjusting to my expanded role as a program supervisor. Some nights I come home wanting nothing more than sleep, though I know this will only result in a very early wake up call from my body. I know if I go to sleep at 8, I will be awake at 4. This is not a viable solution to my brain melt.

Something has to occupy my mind without taxing my brain, which is why I decided to finally pick up a book I bought back in May. I had high hopes for this particular book. Doctor Who The Shakespeare Notebooks should have been savory piece of brain candy.

Regular readers of this blog will recognize right away why this title appealed to me. I am predisposed to like anything with Shakespeare in the title, and equally predisposed to giggle over anything Whovian. Combine the two and I am in geek heaven! At least this is what I thought.

The premise of the book centers on newly discovered “lost” Shakespeare notebooks; journals that William kept as he wrote his famous plays. The notebooks contain “lost” scenes and general re-workings of dialog and soliloquies. Peppered between all of this lost material are references to a certain strange man who pops in and out of William’s life via a blue box.

This is from the first page. It is a note about Hamlet

Hamlet- son of a dead king (hence “Prince of Denmark”) discovers his uncle murdered his father and married his mother to steal the throne. Probably drives him mad. Well, it would wouldn’t it?

How’s he find out? Possibilities:

Hidden papers – never very satisfactory

His mother confesses- except she wouldn’t know, would she?

His uncle confesses – Why? That’s asking for trouble!

He guesses – hummm.

A magician tells him – ah, most plausible. Such things are common in the theatre.

I sat in stunned silence after reading this. Had I been 12, this may have tickled my fancy. I may have even giggled. But as an adult, this fell flat, and left me wondering who was the attended audience was. “Damn”, I thought, “This is a kid’s book”! The thought that this was more of a children’s take on Shakespeare, allowed for the juvenile humor. I read on, attempting to get into the mindset of a pre-teen. It didn’t work. As I read on it only got worse.

The next part of the book talked about missing scenes from Macbeth. The notes, made by the authors who “found” the notebook, hinted that the play, one of the shortest of the tragedies, was originally just as long as Othello. One of the missing scenes involved Macbeth and Banquo meeting Doctor Who and two companions, not three witches. It is one of the companions who blurts outs, “You’re Macbeth the future King!” He knows this because he read a play about Macbeth. Huh? Shakespeare is writing a play about time travelers who meet Macbeth and tell him he will be king because it is written in a play? Oh, okay…. The Doctor is dismayed by this out burst and spends the the rest of his time in the play trying to stop Macbeth from becoming a murderer. This has to be a children’s book, right? No adult would buy this plot as the only sensible thing for the Doctor to do, would be to go back in time again, and stop his companion from meeting Macbeth. I know, I know, I am way over thinking this. This is one of many problems with this book; it’s not funny and makes little sense. The authors failed to realize those who read Shakespeare or can follow a Doctor Who plot are smarter than this. I say authors because there are five; one of which should have at least considered the idea that none of this would work.

Now, I know, I am being a little unfair. Pre-teens may enjoy the antics of a Time Lord popping into plays only to realize he has already read the play, but all I did was groan. This may have worked if the authors had written a Doctor Who Notebook. One in which the Doctor finds himself in a play, but having Shakespeare write these scenes just didn’t work. Oh, yes, I realize Shakespeare wrote plays within plays, but when he did it he separates the plays; his players watch other players. These authors may be trying to play with time, I’ll give them that, but the result is just one big wibbly wobbly timey wimey mess. I just couldn’t bring myself to finish the book.

I contemplated handing this to a friend’s pre-teen in exchange for a review. Surely my take on it would be harsh and unfair, as I am clearly not a member of the target audience. But before I did, I wanted to confirm the target. I would have felt bad if I had unknowingly given a young girl a book that contained bawdy parts. Wow, was I in for a shock; the Doctor Who The Shakespeare Notebook is labeled as an adult humors book! If this is adult humor, we are surely lost.

I can take heart by the fact that only 12 people bothered to review this book, and the reviews are mixed. While I don’t know the ages of the reviewers or their reading levels, I can argue with the two that said, “Fans of Shakespeare will like this book”. No. No, they won’t. This was a bitter disappointment, and a piece of brain candy I just couldn’t choke down.

How I fixed my moral dilemma with cable TV

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Happy Sunday, everyone. Before I begin, it should be noted that the following is not a self-congratulatory post, nor is it a smug wink, written with the express purpose of showing off an “achievement” I deem worthy of praise for I really hate these kinds of articles. Readers of Slate, or Huffington Post will understand what I am talking about. You know the one’s that talk about the author’s achievement as if no one else has or can pull this off. “I went a year without Sex” is one that sets my teeth on edge (big deal sister, try six). “I went a year without makeup”. Is the author of this one unaware that some women go a lifetime without makeup? What kind of award do you give yourself for this?

No, it is not my purpose to show off something I did. I want to get us talking about the influence cable TV has on the American culture and how this can change. I am hoping to start a conversation about our complicity in the rise of Televison human garbage.

It is no secret that even in the early days of Television, the influence was front and center. TV was free to American consumers because advertisers flocked to the medium when they realized the gold mine that it offered. Unlike radio, TV displayed Americans the goods and services they “needed”. Thanks in large part to this new visual medium, America become a culture of consumers. We not only bought into the idea that we needed what we saw on TV, we bought into the idea that we needed TV as part of our everyday life. It quickly became the norm to not only own a TV, but to see it as our main source of entertainment and news.

I cannot deny that TV has been a valuable source of news and education. We got to watch the Moon landing thanks to TV, and the Civil Rights movement succeeded to change the hearts and minds of people who otherwise would never witness the brutality of segregation. TV has opened our eyes to far away lands and different cultures. As much as our lives have been enriched by Television, there is a new emerging ugly side to it. And it’s where I’ve hit my personal wall. Between the rising cost of cable and the crap shows forced upon us, I just can’t stomach the idea of supporting the cable industry any longer, or at least in the way they want me to.

How we received television has drastically changed over the last 30 years. As stated before, television was once free, as corporations looking for innovated ways to enter our homes supported the industry. But slowly over time, the cable industry began to double dip; much like drug dealers they freely introduced us to their product, then once hooked, began to charge us for content. And, because the medium is so ingrained in our culture, we willingly pay whatever price they set, even though the industry is making record profits. Cable TV is a billion dollar industry thanks to our willingness to pay up. I can’t support this anymore.

We all complain about the lack of quality television and the crap that is forced down our throats, yet how many of us, including me, really take the time to think about our complicity in this? Even if we don’t watch the shows we complain about, our willingness to support the industry allows them to continue to feed us garbage. This idea hit home for me when the Duggar scandal hit the fan.

The idea of cutting the cord had been playing in my head for a few months now, but because I enjoy some shows, I hesitated to do what a lot of my friends have already done. I will be the first to admit that some times, TV is my brain candy of choice. I was weighing the dollar value of TV when the scandal hit. I’ve longed complained that TCL, once a great learning channel, now spews out nothing but garbage. But it never occurred to me that in a small way, I supported it. Learning that TCL pulled the show, but has yet to cancel it made me think about my support of the industry and all the other human garbage cable TV has given us. It hit me that even though I don’t keep up with the Kardashians, in a way I support their lifestyle by giving Charter Communications my hard earned money. I cannot and will not support them any longer. I will not be complicit to the moral degradation of our society any longer.

My moral dilemma did not start with the Duggars, just as they are not the first to use their celebrity status as a mouthpiece for the homophobic or racist cause. We had the Duck Dynasty and Paula Dean incidents long before the Duggars’ scandal. But between learning about Josh, and Michelle’s robo calls, I felt compelled to weigh the moral value of cable television. It came up wanting.

As I said, some times TV is my brain candy of choice. Let’s face it, as a single working woman, I often find myself in front of my television on a Saturday night. But now, thanks to new innovations I don’t have to completely give up TV. I will not cut my nose to spite my face, but I will cut the cord in order to be able to look at myself in the mirror. Cable TV, you are dead to me. And if you don’t think they care, think again. Because I guarantee you, if we start cutting en masse, the industry will take notice.

When I called Chart Communications and told the rep I was unsubscribing he immediately transferred me to a supervisor who tried to assure me that their product was valuable to me. For a second I felt like a cult follower who was caught trying to leave the compound. The supervisor warned me (yes warned!) that if I subscribed to a satellite company, the experience would be terrible. She went on to list the horrors of satellite TV. I laughingly cut her off; “I didn’t say anything about satellite TV, lady. I simply want to unsubscribe from cable, as I will no longer support human garbage or pay for channels I do not watch. I bought a Roku, and subscribed to HBO Now. Instead of paying you $113.00 a month, I will have all the entertainment I need for around $30.00 a month, none of which will go to TLC or E Entertainment”. There was a moment of stunned silence from the other end. “Oh, okay, well then, I all I can say, is thank you for being a customer”. I could picture her running to her boss, whispering, “a 50 year old lady has figured out how to live without cable. What the hell is going on? Are the end of days coming?”

Yes, I hope for the cable industry it is. I hope more and more Americans figure out that rather than complain about, yet continue to support the industry, there is something they can do without completely giving up the medium. There is a way to shovel the human garbage and constant advertisements. The industry is changing, and if we are willing, we can change who we will and how much we are willing to pay support them.

 

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