Memes may make you feel good but they don’t make you right

As we are all too aware, the world stage has seen yet another unimaginable tragedy unfold in the last few days. Though, to be fair, what’s been happening in Syria for the last several years is far worse; from mass killings to bombing of entire cities, this region has become hell on earth.

Most of us initially reacted to the French terrorist attacks with shock and horror, but quickly showed solidarity with France. I say most of us, because sadly and sickeningly, some were quick to use the tragedy as an argument to bolster their own needs and fears; namely gun protection and border closings. This is vile, and shows a level of ignorance not seen since WWII. It makes me sick and embarrassed to be an American. Common sense is not prevailing right now, so I’d like to set a couple of records straight.

There is a meme going around that I won’t share, simply because I refuse to give it any airtime or allow the owner to think that those who use it agree with him. I saw it on Facebook and Twitter. Those who share and agree are simply using the attack as propaganda and should be ashamed. I question their humanity and sanity.

It shows a picture of Paris and says, “Paris has some of the world’s most restrictive gun laws”. “How’s that working out for you now?”

Let’s all step back for a moment and take a deep breath. Someone actually posted this just days after the attack, and did so for propaganda purposes only. The half-wits who are passing this around aren’t for a moment, wondering if this makes any fucking sense. It just feels good. As if gun rights or restrictions have any meaning when it comes to grenades, suicide bombers, or venues that even in the States would have been gun free zones. Looking at firearm related deaths, I found a Small Arms Survey listing of counties by firearm related deaths. Guess what? In 2011 9,146 people died in the United States due to firearms; this includes homicide, suicide and accidents. In France? Just 35. So, how’s that Second Amendment working out for you cowboy?

This myth that good guys always beat bad guys with guns is born from the belief in the “Hollywood effect”. In our movie culture the “good” guy always wins, as he is able to pull his gun out and directly hit the bad guy. This is a myth because as we have seen in the last two years, domestic terrorists who’ve shot up movie theaters, college campuses, and elementary schools, were not stopped by a good guy with a gun. Don’t confuse this with people who have stopped home invasions. We know this happens, but it is one thing to be in your own home and have the advantage, it is another to be in a public setting with chaos all around you. You don’t have to take my word for it. Take the recent Oregon College shooting. A campus by the way that allows firearms on its campus.

John Parker Jr., an Umpqua student and Air Force veteran, told multiple media outlets that he was armed and on campus at the time of the attack last week. Parker and other student veterans (perhaps also armed) thought about intervening. “Luckily we made the choice not to get involved,” Parker told MSNBC. “We were quite a distance away from the actual building where it was happening, which could have opened us up to being potential targets ourselves.”
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/10/oregon-shooting-gun-laws-213222#ixzz3rtnAMRH0

In short, it is a hard fact that the US, with all its guns has had thousands more deaths by firearms than France. And, even if France had less restrictive gun laws, chances are a good guy with gun wouldn’t have prevented loss of life. If you want to argue for your right to carry a gun, by all means do. Just use facts and some common sense when making your argument. Those who use the blood of the innocent to make themselves feel better should reevaluate their place in human society. Trust me when I say, the rest of us won’t miss you.

The second record I want to set straight has to do with the fear of Syrian refugees. Since the attack on Paris, we’ve seen governors (including my own) take a hard stand against allowing them into our country for fear of terrorism. Let’s break their argument down:

The terrorist who just hit France were Syrian refugees! No, no they were not. It is now known that the terrorists were French Nationals. Only one had been to Syria. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11995246/Paris-shooting-What-we-know-so-far-on-Wednesday-afternoon.html

Obama just wants to let them in, without first vetting who they are! No, he is not. They are screened by several agencies. And guess what? These are not the first Syrian refugees to be allowed into our country. Yes we are increasing our numbers from 350 a year to 10,00 but keep in mind this number is low compared to other European countries who have taken in thousands. Have you heard of a Syrian refugee terrorizing Europe in the last five years? No, you have not.

There are Syrian refugees currently living in the U.S. and ironically, living in many of states whose governors now want to close our borders because they are afraid of terrorists sneaking in under the guise of refugees. In a show of absolute hypocrisy, Texas State Representative Tony Dale went so far to write in a letter “Imagine a scenario were a refugees is admitted to the United States, is provided federal cash payments and other assistance, obtains a drivers license and purchases a weapon and executes an attack?”

Seriously Dale, you are afraid a Syrian might buy a weapon to use in an attack, but you strongly oppose background checks for Americans who have been known to attack other Americans? I hate to break it to you sir, but in the majority of our recent mass shootings the assailants were white male Americans. Maybe we should be more concerned with our homegrown terrorist rather than those who are seeking sanctuary from war. The hard fact is, that so far, 2015 has seen 294 mass shootings, but not one by a Syrian refugee. And a good guy with a gun stopped not one. So much for that meme!

 

Thanks for listening. I really had to get that off my chest.

The Church of Starbucks

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I went to my local church, Starbucks yesterday because yes, I am white enough to crave a Pumpkin Spice latte now and again. I say, “white”, because every time I think about getting a PSL, a very funny twitter quote comes to mind: “I’m white, but not I can’t wait for PSL season, white”. I groaned and laughed because it showed up on my Twitter feed the day I bought my first PSL of the season.

As much as I love Starbucks lattes, I’ve never had one bring on a feeling of religious ecstasy or made me want to convert. I will admit, at times, that first morning cup of coffee produces a warm tingling feeling of delight and satisfaction, more akin to a orgasm than religious fervor. But apparently for some, Starbucks is the Church of Coffee and therefor is responsible for keeping the Christian holiday holy. WTF?

For those of you who are unaware, it’s not the meek that shall inherit the earth; rather it’s those who seek the red cup. For it is written:

If thou wilt be perfect, go and give to Starbucks all that thou hast, and give to the poor barista and thou shalt have treasure in heaven and a red cup: and come and follow me. (Matthew 19.21)

I won’t bother to give airtime to how this started; I don’t want to name the idiot who decided Starbucks has now engaged in the “war on Christmas”. You can Google him (he’s on Youtube). I wish it was just one guy with a beef with Starbucks, but sadly his followers are legion. What’s all the fuss about, you ask? Well, it turns out that this year Starbucks made the fatal decision to forgo it’s usual red cup with snowflakes, ad instead rolled out a plain red cup! Oh the humanity! Grab the children and get to your nearest church, the apocalypse is upon us and it starting with a plain red cup!

I'm outraged because Starbucks no longer serves Gingerbread Molasses lattes. Now this is a sin!
I’m outraged because Starbucks no longer serves Gingerbread Molasses lattes. Now this is a sin!

I have no idea what snowflakes have to do with Christmas as it pertains to the holy holiday. It is snowing as I write this, and I presume there are a lot of snowflakes on my lawn and roof, but so far, no wandering Middle Eastern family has showed up at my door asking for a room. Not even directions to the nearest Starbucks. I’m sure you can feel my disappointment with this turn of events. Snowflakes yes, baby Jesus no. Maybe I should tack some big fake snowflakes to my front door…

I wonder if baby Jesus would accept this offering?
I wonder if baby Jesus would accept this offering?

I’m tired of this manufactured “war on Christmas” and I am tired of the whining: “Oh, they won’t allow Nativity scenes on government property”(It’s called the separation of Church and State, no, it’s not in the Constitution but is in the founding fathers’ letters*. Learn some history), “I want everyone to say Merry Christmas, damn it! (Some of us say “Happy Holidays” because there is more than one holiday in December. It’s called being inclusive, look that up too).

That there is more than one holiday in December is the reason given by Starbucks to forgo the snowflake. They say:

Creating a culture of belonging, inclusion and diversity is one of the core values of Starbucks, and each year during the holidays the company aims to bring customers an experience that inspires the spirit of the season,”. “Starbucks will continue to embrace and welcome customers from all backgrounds and religions in our stores around the world.”

And it should be noted, that they routinely change the picture on the holiday cup, though it’s always been geared towards Christmas.

The other issue with this “war on Christmas” is the fact that the battle is not being fought over the right problem. If Christmas is so sacred, why do we as a nation worship Black Friday deals and the like so much? Why are we so driven by consumer greed (which by the way is a sin in Jesus’ eyes) that we’ve replaced the true meaning of Christmas with the demand of Thanksgiving shopping and every day leading up to Christmas? Every years millions of Christians will spend Thanksgiving evening standing in line, then stamping in herds, in order to lavish their families with gifts bought at low, low prices. Where is Jesus in all of this? This to me is the true war on Christmas.

What does a snowflake on a cup have to do with Christmas anyway? Why does Starbucks have to act as your church leader? As @arrpeebee wrote on Twitter:

If you need a coffee chain to be your ambassador of Christ you need to re-examine your relationship w/God”

I couldn’t have put it better myself. So, here’s to everyone. I tip my plain red cup to you and wish you a very Happy Holiday Season. You’ll get a Merry Christmas out of me when it is in fact, Christmas.

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*I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should ‘make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free
exercise thereof,’ thus building a wall of separation between Church and State.” Thomas Jefferson, Letter to the Danbury Baptists, January 1, 1802

References:

Starbucks. Com. The Story Behind the Design of Starbucks Red Holiday Cups for 2015

The King James – Starbucks- Bible. Mathew 19.21

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