Jesus as a socialist & why Joe is an hypocrite

Jesus+Socialism

We’re going to talk about religion. I know, it’s been awhile, and I’ve since moved on to lighter subjects but this post is long overdue. We need to talk about Jesus.

Why Jesus and why now? A Twitter rant this morning by an ill- informed, angry “Hate everything but God,” Christian named Joe got me thinking about socialism and “Free Enterprise” (apparently Joe can’t spell capitalism) and how these two economic systems relate to those who profess to follow Jesus.

For people like Joe “Socialism is a failed system” while the Bible “ Is for “Free Enterprise” (by the way, I looked this quote up in the Bible, but cannot find it. Joe may have a very modern translation). To be fair to Joe, he is partly right, strict socialist economies are failing, but so are capitalistic (sorry, free enterprise) systems; it’s a wonder, given that Joe lives in America, he does not recognize this. But let’s back to the root of Joe’s rant.

As a Christian (I use this term loosely to describe Joe-who hates everything) Joe seems to be under the impression that Jesus wants us to be rich (and apparently white, going by his Twitter feed) but fails to take in consideration that the Biblical Jesus was very much against the wealthy and did what he could to change the social system of his day. Those who are truly Christians should know this.

I give you six reasons why Jesus was a socialist *Hippie.

*The love everyone kind, not the take drugs kind.

 

Jesus didn’t care for wealth

Jesus didn’t get pissed much, but when he did, he took his anger out on those seeking to make money off of other people. Remember the story of the moneychangers and his reaction to them? He over turned their tables in a fit of rage at the idea of making money in a temple (kinda makes you wonder if his head would explode on seeing how much TV evangelist make in their churches). Jesus said:

“Take these things out of here! Stop making my Father’s house a marketplace!” John 2:13-22

I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” Matthew 19:23

We cannot serve God and money. Matthew 6:24

Asked his followers to give up worldly possessions

Not only did Jesus have some clear views on wealth, he tended to see possessions as obstacles of faith.

Sell your possessions, and give to the needy. Provide yourselves with moneybags that do not grow old, with a treasure in the heavens that does not fail, where no thief approaches and no moth destroys. Luke 12:33

If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” Matthew 19:21

Foolish is storing treasure for self; not being rich toward God. Luke 12-21

I could go on, but you get the idea. Jesus was not big on wealth or material goods; two things every capitalist (sorry again, free enterpriser) worships.

Talked some men into giving up their day jobs to work for free  (gasp) helping others

For those of you who do not know the story, here it is in a nutshell. One day while walking along the Sea of Galilee Jesus noticed two fishermen and called for them to follow him. Oddly enough, they shrugged their shoulders, put down their nets and followed him. It may have helped that a crowd was already following and they may have thought, “Why not, beats fishing”. Jesus saw two more men near boats and asked if could join them. He got on the boat, gave a quick sermon, waved his staff (sorry, that was Gandalf) and magically miraculously, filled the boat with fish. Now, if he was a free enterpriser, you’d think he’d of gotten off the boat and yelled at the two fishermen, “When you sells this haul, remember I get a cut of the profits”. But no, the two men got off the boat with him, never to return. As they walked Jesus said, “Don’t be afraid, now you will catch men” Luke 5:11. We have to assume the crowd ate the fish and the phrase “catch men” was explained more thoroughly later.

Fed people without paying a capitalists for food

Now, you’d think if Jesus was all for free enterprise, he’d cut some sort of deal with a local restaurant when he had crowds of hungry people gathered to hear him speak. This would have surely helped the local economy. After all, whenever there is a convention in town, the locals cash in.

Once again, Jesus ignores the capitalist tendencies to see a golden opportunity at every turn. Instead, he performs another trick, miracle and turns water to wine (you can start to understand why the local government may have been unhappy with him). No one pays for anything. In fact, the limited amount of food that is brought to the gathering is multiplied so that everyone has something to eat.

Lived in a commune

Actually, the Bible says nothing about where Jesus lived on a day-to-day basis. But we do know he always had at least 12 men with him, none of which had day jobs at this point. It is safe to assume he did not live a well-furnished house. We do know however, that well after his death, many followers of the faith lived and worked together, sharing what they had. Time and time again we see Christian sects living together as one big happy family. In fact, it could be argued that the Puritans, while not politically but socially, experimented with socialism. From leaving England to form their own society, to sharing material goods, the Puritans became examples for other later small American socialist societies.

Was for love, not hate.

Speaking of communes, remember the 60’s? A time when young people wanted to live together in peace and harmony? Well, they got a lot of that from Jesus. He has many things to say about the meek, loving your neighbor, turning the other check and not judging others. He was in all sense a true spiritual hippie on this point. People like Joe, tend to forget this. While I could call him out on this by giving you his Twitter handle I won’t. I am better than this. I don’t want anyone harassing the poor fool. He has enough problems. Joe hates the president: evolution: socialism: atheism and science. He is one big ball of anger. I almost feel sorry for him and those just like him. But the next time you run into a free enterprising loving yet hating everything else, Christian, remind them Jesus was a socialist hippie.

 

By the way, some of you may be offend or want to argue semantics. To you I say, Get over yourself. This is a humors approach to the very ugly topic of religious hypocrisy.

Cites:

Angry Joe on Twitter

New American Standard Bible

The Serpent’s promise? Not so much

The U K version
The U K version
The U.S. version
The U.S. version

I’ll admit it, at times, when I’m depressed, it’s hard for me to concentrate on a book. There have been times in my life when even the simplest of novels turn into monsters I cannot subdue. I find myself reading sentences over and over again, trying to grasp and hold onto their meaning. Usually when this happens, I put reading aside to tackle whatever external thing has taken over my ability to concentrate.

But here’s the thing; I know when it is me. When it’s my problem. I know the difference between my lack of ability to comprehend words due to depression or stress and books that may just be over my head. Or worse, written in such a dry style as to dull the senses, making it difficult to even stay awake.

But never in my life, have I picked up a book, and after reading for just a short while think, “Did I just have a stroke? Should I go see my doctor?” That is, until I read The Serpent’s Promise. The retelling of the Bible Through the Eyes of Modern Science by Steve Jones. What a mess of a book!

To be fair (as fair as I can be) I’ve wanted to read this for quiet a while. The book (under a shorter title) came out in the U.K. last summer to a warm reception. I’ve heard Jones talking about his book on several occasions. Each time I make a mental note to pick it up as soon as it becomes available in the U.S. . Jones comes across as an intelligent easy to understand biologist. It finally hit the U.S. market in late June so last week I decided to t read it. Sadly, there is a lot wrong with the book. It’s hard to connect it to the man I’ve heard interviewed.

I’ll get to the stroke part in a minute, but first, what book needs two prefaces and one prologue? I understand Jones’ need for one preface, as he admits up front this is not a re-writing of the Bible through the eyes of science. Even though this is in the title of his book! To be fair, maybe he didn’t pick the title. I can easily see how a publisher would try to “sex” up the book. After all, it’s primarily a science book and we all know how hard it is to get people to read about science these days.

In the first preface Jones explains why he wrote the book and what readers should expect from it. A lot of non-fiction books usually have introductions that do the same thing. I had no problem with Jones calling his introduction a preface. What I did have a problem with is the idea that Jones needed a second and called it “The American” preface”.

In the “American” preface, Jones rambles on about not wanting to offend Christians by taking away the “spiritual” aspects of the Bible. He explains that his intent is to show what we now know about the natural world and how it relates to “Biblical science based stories”. Jones goes so far as to tell the clueless American audience, “Science’s job is to dispel mysteries, not to invent them, and, as I hope to show here, it often does the job better than do metaphysical stories”. Seriously, you had to tell your audience this? I’m pretty sure the people reading your book appreciate this fact already. He then goes to explain why he doesn’t talk about God, the afterlife or resurrection. “Science can neither confirm or deny such notions, as they are based on spirituality alone”. Humm, I’m pretty sure science can deny the dead coming back to life after three days, but okay, it’s your call sir. Let’s move on to the prologue.

The prologue could have been chapter one. It’s all about genetics. Where we came from and how we know this. Jones goes deep into DNA sequencing. I am afraid he may lose some of his general audience who may not have a good grasp of the subject. I found it fascinating, yet there were times, I had to admit I had no idea what he was trying to say. It was as if I couldn’t connect the dots. The sentences almost seemed nonsensical. This is when I started to think I might have suffered a stroke. I read some of his sentences over and over. Then, out of shear frustration, I read them out loud. It wasn’t me, it was him! Entire words were missing from his sentences. Either he had a small stroke, localized to pronouns and adverbs, or the typesetter had a stroke mid work. Once I figured this out, it was easy to spot and fill in the mistakes. Unfortunately, the problem with this book doesn’t stop at typos.

The prologue introduces the Out of Africa theory. Jones talks about our ancestor’s descent from the trees to walking upright. So far so good, right? Well, a few pages later going back to DNA, Jones says this, “in the end the primates, the group to which apes, monkeys, lemurs and humans belong, were all born in on the island of Eurasia”. Wait what? So, those African upright mammals weren’t considered “primates”? If not, and I am sure he knows better than his readers, he should have explained the difference. Instead it is like he is giving his readers two different origin stories.

These two different stories remind me of the two Genesis “birth” stories. In one, Adam is made before the animals and in the other after. This is ironic as Jones mentions this odd Genesis conundrum in the beginning of the prologue! Here, Jones is offering two “birth” stories, one in Africa and one in Eurasia. Which is it? If this isn’t bad enough a couple of pages later when he talks about Neanderthals and the Denisovans, he says, “Denisovans, too, were distinct. They were close in kin to Neanderthals but their ancestors left Africa eight hundred thousand years before ours”. So we left Africa but were born in Eurasia? For the record, I did some research and it seems Jones ‘idea that human primates evolved in Eurasia does not hold up. In fact the idea that lemurs evolved in Eurasia is a disputed new theory.

At this point, I am assuming Jones has failed to connect the Out of Africa theory to the Eurasia theory. I was willing to give him a pass; perhaps our upright ancestors were proto-primate. But and here is the kicker, later on as Jones describes genomes he goes back to Africa to describe, wait for it… the first primates! He talks about the Australopithecus, Lucy, found in Ethiopia (Africa) in 1974. It would seem Jones is just as confused about our origin as are the writers of Genesis.

Continuing on Jones describes our evolution. He says a narrow pelvis means babies must be born early in development. This he says, “demands more interaction between mother and child. As the infants become less able to grasp fur with feet as well as hands, their mothers have to hold them tighter than in the days of tree-dwellers. Perhaps woman became less independent as a results (bold italics mine) Wait, what? Less independent? From who? From their children; from their mate? Jones never finishes this thought so the reader is left to imagine the evolution of female nagging. “Darios, you’re never around when I need you. You’re always out trying to see how far you can walk on two legs while I sit here under this tree holding a screaming child. I need some “me” time. I’m starting to feel less independent”. It would seem Jones might be just as misogynistic as the Bible.

As I read on it became clear that while the Bible is obsessed with sex, violence and rules, Jones is obsessed with DNA. The first three chapters evolve around DNA and genetics. It’s his very own version of all of the “begats” featured in the Bible.

Towards the end of the book Jones moves from genetics to possible reasons for man’s need for spirituality. His simplistic take on social science clearly shows a man uncomfortable with his writing. He goes into about as much detail here as he does explaining women’s lack of independence. He stops short of making complete and complex arguments.

I wish I could highly recommend this book, but I cannot. However, I would encourage those who wish for nothing more than to read a whole book centered on our history through DNA to read it. Perhaps a better title for this book would be “The Ladder’s promise; the retelling of our history through DNA”.

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