Sari’s 37 silly reasons to Celebrate Shakespeare

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As we celebrated last year’s 450th anniversary of Shakespeare’s birth, I presented you with a few fun lists. I wasn’t sure I wanted to repeat myself this year; I thought one would be enough, but after reading Shakespeare’s Globe’s 37 Reasons to Celebrate Shakespeare , I was inspired to come up with one more. While many of the Globe’s reason’s are serious, I decided to come up with a list of 37 silly reasons to celebrate Shakespeare; some not as obvious as others. I’d love to see more, so I challenge my fellow Shakespeare bloggers to come up with their own 37 reasons to Celebrate Shakespeare.

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Sari’s 37 silly reasons to Celebrate Shakespeare
  • We wouldn’t have anything to compare our lovers to.
  • He makes us think about the hard questions in life. Does a rose by any other name actually smell as sweet?
  • The only western playwright to use the word honorificabilitudinitatibus correctly in a sentence.
  • To be or not to be is still the question
  • He gave us countless blathering foolish wits and conversely, some loquacious witty fools.
  • He makes shipwrecks seem like a lot of fun.
  • He gave us daddy issues way before Freud invented mommy issues.
  • He left us with some great names. Let’s be honest; we are all a little disappointed that we left college without making friends with cool last names like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
  • He gave Kenneth Branagh a purpose in life.
  • He reminds us to always treat a stranger as if he were our brother.
  • 400 years later we still don’t have a better sonnet writer.
  • 400 years later the only people who know the difference between a poem and a sonnet are poets and Shakespeare fanatics.
  • Three words: Gnome & Juliet.
  • Best stage direction ever: exit, pursued by a bear.
  • He gave us teenage angst, extreme teenage angst.
  • We all now know that when presented with three boxes, always take the least desirable looking one.
  • He legitimized the breaking of the fourth wall.
  • Two words: Folger Library.
  • He gave us some of the world’s best female characters and one of the world’s worst male characters (I’m looking at you Iago).
  • He gave us the best lines in all of the theater. Oh, we argue over which ones they are, but not who wrote them.
  • He taught us that geography doesn’t really matter.
  • He taught us never to give our children their inheritance before we die.
  • A lot of us wouldn’t know what to do without our Sundays. #ShakespearSunday.
  • Without him, errors would not be so comical.
  • Quoting Shakespeare will impress your date, even if they don’t know the hell you are talking about.
  • Without him would anyone really care about the Ides of March?
  • Hamlet didn’t need eyeliner to be Goth.
  • Let’s face it, a lot of people went into acting just so they could speak the speech.
  • Let’s face it, only real Shakespeare fans will get #29.
  • Without him, Harold Bloom would still be wondering who invented the human.
  • Without him no amount of explaining would make the skull on your bookshelf any less creepy.
  • He gave us much ado about everything.
  • He taught us that it’s best to avoid talking to that small group of women we encounter on the road.
  • He taught us excessive hand washing might be a sign of more than just OCD.
  • College students would be agonizing over Chaucer right now.
  • One word; Dogberry.
  • He added over 1700 new words to our collective vocabulary and enriched our language. A better speech was never spoke before (Love’s Labour’s Lost).

 

He would drown the stage with tears
And cleave the general ear with horrid speech;
Make mad the guilty and appal the free,
Confound the ignorant, and amaze indeed
The very faculties of eyes and ears.
(Hamlet)

Contested Will or a look into why people deny Shakespeare

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By heaven, methinks it were an easy leap to pluck bright honor from the pale-faced moon, or dive into the bottom of the deep, where fathom-line could never touch the ground, and pluck up drowned honour by the locks. Henry IV Pt. I

If anyone is wiling to doubt on their authority, the history and existence of Christ, he must, in order to be consistent, be wiling to doubt on the same grounds, the history and existence of Shakespeare.

So begins a semi-satirical argument made in 1848 by Mosheim Schmucker in his book, Historical Doubts Respecting Shakespeare: Illustrating Infidel Objections Against the Bible (his publisher rejecting the shorter title of Oh Come on, seriously? because all great late 1800 book titles were required to be long and pretentious). Unfortunately for Schmucker, and to Shakespeare scholarship in general, his book was taken far too seriously.

The book was written as a response to another titled, The Life of Jesus, and the burgeoning “Higher Criticism” movement that inspired it. The phrase “Higher Criticism” described the study of the origins, date, composition, and transmission of the books of the Bible in order to separate fact from fiction. David Fredrick Strauss, one of the scholars who employed this method to the New Testament, came to the conclusion that there was no “supernatural, divine Christ, no miracles and no resurrection of the dead”. This did not sit well with the clergy (as one can easily imagine) and so Schumuker took it upon himself to write a response. The results were not what he had expected and sadly, we’ve been subjected to the 2011 movie Anonymous because of it.

To be Shakespeare or not to be Shakespeare. Allow me to take everything out of historical context while asking this question.
To be Shakespeare or not to be Shakespeare. Allow me to take everything out of historical context while asking this question.

Schumuker, a historian and Lutheran pastor, decided to parody Strauss and his like by writing a book using the same arguments to determine if Shakespeare ever existed. Schumuker never doubted Shakespeare’s existence and assumed his readers would see the book for what it was intended to be; a satirical rebuttal to the argument that given the lack of historical data and contradictory stories surrounding Christ, we must conclude there was no Christ. He wanted his readers to see through Strauss’ argument using the “absence of evidence argument”. What ensued was not what he expected; it began the serious study of the authorship question that still rages today. Ironically, those seeking to question Shakespeare’s authorship used Schumuker’s book as their bible; using his arguments as talking points. Though the book is no longer regarded as the ultimate guide to the authorship questions, the arguments he presented are still in use today. Thanks to Schumuker and his obvious lack of satirical skills, the authorship question did not die a natural death. One could say he resurrected a question that was all but forgotten and gave it new life.

I found this story absolutely intriguing. It is one of several stories James Shapiro offer us in which we learn how and why the authorship question remains a topic of interest and debate. I learned that Mark Twain came to question Shakespeare as an author because in his later years he was convinced that all writing is consciously and subconsciously autobiographical. Twain was famous for his “truth” in fiction, but as he aged he began to believe that all writers expressed themselves in their works and that no one could write about things that they themselves had not experienced. I have to wonder if anyone pointed out to Twain that he was not a time traveler yet was able to write a lovely book on the subject.

A better-suited title for the book, Contested Will Who wrote Shakespeare? would’ve been Contested Will Why people deny Shakespeare, as this is what Shapiro offers us. It is the history of doubt and what led other wise intelligent scholars, writers, and armchair historians to question whether there ever was a playwright named William Shakespeare. I read it in one day as I could not put this book down. It is one of my favorite books regarding the study of Shakespeare.

I have to commend Shapiro for his even-handed style in which he presented these people and their stories. It could have been so easy for him to scoff and make fun of them, but instead he presents their cases in a respectful and very well researched manner. Yes, once in awhile he does ask a question or makes a remark but this on ensures that the book is lightheaded tone, rather than a dry academic read or catty argument against the Anti-Stratfordians.

Make no mistake, this book is about the authorship questions but it is much more; it is a fascinating look into historical scholarship and offers modern readers the chance to see the other side of literary debate. Who knew this all really started with one woman’s frustration with not being taken as a serious scholar and took off when a pastor overestimated his comedic writing skills? Thank you Mr. Shapiro for enlightening us as to why people deny Shakespeare.

Works Cited/ Referenced

American Psychology Association The psychologies of Mark Twain

William Shakespeare Henry IV part 1

James Shapiro Contested Will Who Wrote Shakespeare?

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