How long will it take you to read your entire TBR library?

http://www.readitforward.com/
http://www.readitforward.com/

Here are your TBR Time Results!

Reading all 107 books will take:

5 years and 4 months

You will finish your TBR pile on:

November 30, 2020

And you will be:

56 years old

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I found this fun tool thanks to a Share by Penguin Books via Facebook. It was developed by the YA booksite, Read it Forward.com. It’s fast and simple. You simply plug in how many TBR books you have, the number of books you read last year, and your age. Within seconds you get a result like the one above.

If you had asked me how many books I have waiting to be read, I would have put the number closer to 60. I decided to  counted what I really have, or at least what I could find. I am sure if I had looked harder, like under a throw, or lifted my First Folio (god, that’s a big book!) surely I would have found a few more. But 107 it is. On reflection, 107 is not bad. I have a recurring nightmare that I have a hidden room in my house that I don’t let anyone enter. I don’t let anyone see it because it’s filled with old rotting books, so much so that many are trapped in the walls. The nightmare always starts when I decide to move and either the real estate agent or my mom, wants to see what’s behind the door.

The books from the walls of my nightmare
The books from the walls of my nightmare

It is a little jarring and intimidating to think it will take me five years just to read the books I have in my house. This doesn’t include the ones loaded up on my iPad, or the few I have on my list at the library. Not that I want to ever be done reading, but I really do need to finish the ones at home, because damn my addiction, I keep bringing more in!

I’m averaging about 20 a year. Not bad considering that while in school, I was lucky to finish 10. Now that I am done, I thought I would have made a bigger dent in my pile by now. But the truth is, I have slowed down yet again. I am writing my own book, so the ones I do read tend to be for research. These take time, as I am highlighting passages and making notes. Should I be reading more for pleasure and knowledge? Absolutely, and seeing a list like this, makes it all that much more urgent that I step up my game.

Or, perhaps I should relax and not let these numbers bother me. 56 is not that far. Hell maybe I could turn this into a birthday goal. By my 56 birthday, I should have all of these books off my TBR bookshelf and out the door. Okay, not my science or Shakespeare, no need too go crazy. I just have to remind myself, no more books! That reminds me, a new Stephen King book is coming out next month. I’ll have to remember to pre-order it. Damn it, there goes my goal…

Here is what I’d like you to do. Use the tool to see what your numbers are, then let us know what you think. Do they convince you to read more, or cull your TBR pile? Let us know how you tackle your TBRs. Do they intimidate you, or are you unmoved by the volume? Perhaps you are unconcerned by the amount of reads, and will gladly take as much time as necessary to read them. If so, I am envious, as I secretly fear my 107 will grow, thus making my goal unachievable and my nightmare a reality.  Maybe I should be a clause in my will that states all unread books must be buried with me. Maybe then I will have time to read them all.

Ten Life Lessons from Shakespeare

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We all know Shakespeare often stole borrowed ideas from older works, so when I saw Richard Glover’s Ten things I learned from Shakespeare, I just knew I had to re-work these. I am not sure how old his list is, as I found it on The Reduced Shakespeare Company’s Facebook page. Hey, credit to whom credit is due. Check out their page for the original list.

And now, I give you my…

Ten life lesson from Shakespeare

  1. Always wear gloves when stabbing a person, as blood tends to stain one’s hands.
  2. No matter how tempting, never accept a free ticket to a foreign country from your new step-dad, even if he’s always been your uncle.
  3. Before completely losing it, calmly take your unconscious girlfriend’s pulse or at least check to see if she is breathing.
  4. If you find yourself marooned on an island, befriend the natives. You never know if they will turn on you
  5. No matter how busy you may be (like getting ready for a wedding), if a cop stops by your house to share some gossip, listen to him. It may save you from an embarrassing situation later on.
  6. Make sure you always know where your handkerchief is. Especially if it is a gift from your husband.
  7. Speaking of husbands. If your wife starts agreeing with everything you say, face it, she’s on to you.
  8. Never take financial or employments advise from a homeless woman, especially if she has two friends snickering while you talk.
  9. If you wake up feeling like an ass, you’re probably an ass.
  10. Guys, if she says “it’s much ado about nothing”, trust me, it’s much ado about something.

Your turn. I want to hear something you’ve learned from Will.

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