Sari’s 37 silly reasons to Celebrate Shakespeare

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As we celebrated last year’s 450th anniversary of Shakespeare’s birth, I presented you with a few fun lists. I wasn’t sure I wanted to repeat myself this year; I thought one would be enough, but after reading Shakespeare’s Globe’s 37 Reasons to Celebrate Shakespeare , I was inspired to come up with one more. While many of the Globe’s reason’s are serious, I decided to come up with a list of 37 silly reasons to celebrate Shakespeare; some not as obvious as others. I’d love to see more, so I challenge my fellow Shakespeare bloggers to come up with their own 37 reasons to Celebrate Shakespeare.

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Sari’s 37 silly reasons to Celebrate Shakespeare
  • We wouldn’t have anything to compare our lovers to.
  • He makes us think about the hard questions in life. Does a rose by any other name actually smell as sweet?
  • The only western playwright to use the word honorificabilitudinitatibus correctly in a sentence.
  • To be or not to be is still the question
  • He gave us countless blathering foolish wits and conversely, some loquacious witty fools.
  • He makes shipwrecks seem like a lot of fun.
  • He gave us daddy issues way before Freud invented mommy issues.
  • He left us with some great names. Let’s be honest; we are all a little disappointed that we left college without making friends with cool last names like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
  • He gave Kenneth Branagh a purpose in life.
  • He reminds us to always treat a stranger as if he were our brother.
  • 400 years later we still don’t have a better sonnet writer.
  • 400 years later the only people who know the difference between a poem and a sonnet are poets and Shakespeare fanatics.
  • Three words: Gnome & Juliet.
  • Best stage direction ever: exit, pursued by a bear.
  • He gave us teenage angst, extreme teenage angst.
  • We all now know that when presented with three boxes, always take the least desirable looking one.
  • He legitimized the breaking of the fourth wall.
  • Two words: Folger Library.
  • He gave us some of the world’s best female characters and one of the world’s worst male characters (I’m looking at you Iago).
  • He gave us the best lines in all of the theater. Oh, we argue over which ones they are, but not who wrote them.
  • He taught us that geography doesn’t really matter.
  • He taught us never to give our children their inheritance before we die.
  • A lot of us wouldn’t know what to do without our Sundays. #ShakespearSunday.
  • Without him, errors would not be so comical.
  • Quoting Shakespeare will impress your date, even if they don’t know the hell you are talking about.
  • Without him would anyone really care about the Ides of March?
  • Hamlet didn’t need eyeliner to be Goth.
  • Let’s face it, a lot of people went into acting just so they could speak the speech.
  • Let’s face it, only real Shakespeare fans will get #29.
  • Without him, Harold Bloom would still be wondering who invented the human.
  • Without him no amount of explaining would make the skull on your bookshelf any less creepy.
  • He gave us much ado about everything.
  • He taught us that it’s best to avoid talking to that small group of women we encounter on the road.
  • He taught us excessive hand washing might be a sign of more than just OCD.
  • College students would be agonizing over Chaucer right now.
  • One word; Dogberry.
  • He added over 1700 new words to our collective vocabulary and enriched our language. A better speech was never spoke before (Love’s Labour’s Lost).

 

He would drown the stage with tears
And cleave the general ear with horrid speech;
Make mad the guilty and appal the free,
Confound the ignorant, and amaze indeed
The very faculties of eyes and ears.
(Hamlet)

Much ado about the Case of the missing skull

Inscription thought to be commissioned by Shakespeare himself
Inscription thought to be commissioned by Shakespeare himself

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Have you heard about the latest Shakespeare mystery? Someone has stolen his skull! There is a very real possibility that somewhere, someone is in possession of the beloved poet’s head and is keeping it a secret. Or, maybe not. There may be much ado about nothing. Let’s start from the beginning.

Argosy, an early 19th century English magazine, now considered to be the first published collection of “pulp fiction”, is our starting point or should I say reference point for the case of the missing skull. Here too we have a slight mystery on our hands, as the date of the magazine’s first issue is in question. Some Internet sites say it started in December of 1882, yet a bound collection of some of its earliest stories titled, Argosy Volume 28, notes that the stories are from 1879. And if this is volume VIII, wouldn’t this suggest even an early date of publication? But no matter, what is important is that at some point in history, one of the stories published in Argosy was a story titled, “How Shakespeare’s Skull was stolen” authored by A Warwickshire Man. The story is part of the Volume 28 collection, which is still in print today. I read it thanks to Google Books, though it is such a mess of a story that I don’t recommend you bother.

The story is narrated from a first person’s perspective. One man retells a tale he was told as well as readings he got from a diary. As a piece of fiction goes it’s a little messy but readable, but from a historical account may leave the reader with a lot of unanswered questions and some major plot holes. If it is to be believed, a young brash and arrogant doctor, Frank Chambers, pays two well-known grave robbers to dig up Shakespeare’s skull, because, well, why not! After all the doctor already had one skull and felt he needed a second “to bear him company; the poor fellow finds it unked here o’nights since he was swinging free and easy on Mappleborough Green”. So it seems the doctor had the skull of a hanged man and wanted to balance that out with a poet. Doesn’t sound like a likely pair for bookends to me.

The story continues as slapstick comedy; the two grave robbers set out dig up Shakespeare, but because they rely on a local Stratford maid who cannot read, and has never heard of William Shakespeare, ends up digging up the wrong skull. (if this reminds you of the brain stealing scene in Young Frankenstein, you are not alone) After being admonished by Chambers, the pair sets out again, key to the Church in hand, and finally steals away with the right skull.

As I said, as a piece of fiction it’s a little messy but entertaining enough and should be regarded as such, but of course it is not. Some scholars (though no one I know) renamed this a rumor and have long wondered if Shakespeare’s skull is really missing.

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Well, if you are lucky enough to live in the U.K. and are interested in this mystery you are in luck! BBC 4 will broadcast the findings of a 2014 archaeological investigation of Shakespeare’s grave at Holy Trinity church in Stratford-on-Avon tonight. The investigation set out to either dispel or confirm some of the rumors surround Shakespeare’s burial:

Was he buried standing up?

Why are flagstone markings so short?

Is this marked spot empty and is he buried somewhere else?

The answers to these questions suggest that both William and Anne are buried in the church and that the bodies extend past the markers. And no, he is not standing up but is laying just a few feet down.

But the real mystery, at least according to the researchers, is that the ground around Shakespeare’s head appears to have at one time been disturbed, suggesting that this rumor of theft could turn out to be true. However, the vicar of Holy Trinity, the Rev Patrick Taylor, is not convinced. After all, it is one thing to steal from the corner of some dark cemetery, it is quite another to steal into a locked church, removed some flagstones, remove the dirt, dig up a skull and put it all back again without anyone every noticing. Impossible? No. Improbable? Yes.

We should reserve judgment until after the documentary airs, but in honesty, this seems much ado about nothing.

Works Referenced

The Guardian, Shakespeare’s skull probably stolen by grave robbers, study finds

Google Books Argosy Volume 28 How Shakespeare’s Skull was stolen

Pulpmag.org The Argosy

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